Ah ...

 

I see you wish to hear my version of Vincent Price's Monologue taken from

Alice Cooper's Welcome To My Nightmare

 

Thank You

 

 

If this is your first time in here, the audio will of course take some time to load

 

 

... so we can perhaps chat for awhile

 

 

Hmmmmm

 

 

So how's the weather?

 

 

'Tis beautifully foggy here and our gargoyles are feeling a bit frisky in this chilly air

 

 

What's wrong?

 

 

You don't believe in gargoyles?

 

 

Huh

 

 

Well then, what are those little winged creatures romping and frolicking across the peaks of my rooftop?

 

 

 

Did you ever wonder what it would be like

 

 

to live next door to The Munsters or The Adam's Family?

 

 

Our neighbors have a good idea of what that would be like.

 

 

We are the village gothic goofballs

 

 

dark and creepy

 

 

cellar seepy

 

 

door hinges squeaky

 

 

floor boards creaky

 

 

fun and freaky

 

 

Come on over sometime

 

 

we'll light a fire

 

 

but don't pet the gargoyles

 

 

they bite.

 

 

 

Shhhhh

 

 

... silence please....

 

 

I think it's almost time